Mortadella Smear

Do you have fancy dinner parties?  With hors d’oeuvres and cocktails and stuff?  Where women wear high heels and do their hair?

Yeah, me neither.  But sometimes, I see a recipe somewhere, and really, really wish I did.  All of a sudden, I wish I was fabulous and sent out invitations to my glamorous friends and asked them to join me for an evening of sparkling conversation and overall classiness.  Alas, I’m just not there.